What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 09:13

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.